I Got Caught Rummaging at the Hospital.

So I had to take my husband to the hospital the other day for his reoccurring kidney stones, fun fun.  Once he got all settled in and doped up, I went for my usual hospital stroll, you know to check out the horribly ugly art on the walls and read every door to be nosey.  I made my rounds and decided to end my journey with a piss break.  I enter the bathroom, lock the door and handle my biz.  As I finish, I notice a cabinet.  I love snooping in hospital cabinets, I don't take anything except for the occasional gloves and that scissor set I REALLY needed.  So I go for the first drawer..... pee cups. Close and move on. Drawer number two, no whammy's no whammy's......... damn it, blood holder thingies.  Drawer number three, come on, don't let me down....... empty.  Really?  Nothing did they need in that drawer?  Guess not.  The disappointment sets in then I notice it has doors at the top.  YAY.... one last chance for snooping happiness.  I open the door hoping for a blanket or four.  (damn cold hospitals) Anyway as the door opens I see a nurse staring back at me...... oh shit, it's the fluid pass through portal.  Not what I was expecting at all.  I immediately tried to explain myself, "I am just a snooper not a stealer" I say.  She just looked at me and smiled and said "Oh honey it happens on the time".  Thank the Lord she was cool with my habit or hospital rummaging.