I am a boxer brief girl now!!

As a female I am always searching for new ways to keep my panties out of my ass crack.  All this yanking and trying to discretely dig in your butt has got to stop.  I have found the cure and no it's not going commando, which in my opinion is just gross and it feels funny.  Anyway I was shopping and stumbled across boxer briefs for women, I know I know, they have "boy shorts" that have been out a while but there is a big difference my fellow booty picking friends.  I bought a couple pairs to try them out and oh my gosh, no turning back now.  I even went back for enough to wear a pair everyday.  They are amazing, I haven't reached back there once to pull on nothing.  I will be a boxer brief girl forever now.  Hope they come in granny pantie size because I see us having a long awesome relationship.  I do have one complaint, just a small one.  I believe in equality and my husbands boxer briefs have a hole in them to pee, scratch, whatever.  Mine however, do not have such a hole and I must say, I am a little disappointed and feel left out.  I might want to scratch down there, but no Hanes does not agree with my request.  I will get over my missing hole because these undies get a two thumbs up.  Four if you count the hubby, he says they are sexy. So get out and grab you some, your happiness with a wedgie free life depends on it.