Go away, it's Saturday

Saturdays are supposed to be relaxing and chill but not mine.  Not today anyway. I awoke to crazy thunder and lightning.  That's okay Except for the fact that my Internet was out and my cable too.  What is a girl to do without both of my morning rituals taken away.  Damn it.  Then everyone and their brother decided to descend upon our home bringing their children and dogs.  I'm not even playing, kids a running, dogs a butt sniffing and my head about to explode.  Yay on this today.  Really??  I really hate when people show up unannounced especially toting irritating kids that scream and run around my house.  We are not a kid friendly house, I mean decoration wise.  I like kids, don't get me wrong but I guess I require a notice, preferably written.  Everywhere you look in our home it's cool shit that kids like but it's breakable, so don't touch.  I guess I need to baby proof the house someday.  Not today damn it.