Daniel Tosh= Funny. Dane Cook = Spaz. You decide.

Daniel Tosh is hilarious, he makes me laugh so hard, my face hurts after watching his show.  If you haven't watched it, I suggest you give it a try.  I have come to realize that a lot of people don't like him or say he's not funny and that's fine.  I think he is so funny.  He makes fun of everyone so no one social class or race can get mad.  Genius I say, make fun of everyone and then there is not anything anyone can do.  Hmmm????  Maybe Daniel Tosh is on to something.  The question arises though..... is he gay?  The world wants to know Daniel.  I really don't care to know.  Being gay won't make him any more or less funny.  It's only my secret sexual attraction to him that spikes my curiosity.  (Yum)  Some people like Dane Cook and I must say that I do not.  He spazzes around the stage all yelling and shit.  It's not funny, it's creepy.  His large amount of face craters take away from any humorousness he may have.  It's a game for real,  when he is on television see how many craters you can count before he does one of his gay spazz routines and spins around all crazy.  He took all the good movie rolls that belonged to Ryan Reynolds (Van Wilder dude).  Crazy thing is, Ryan Reynolds is way sexier than Dane Cook and more talented too but he got the roles that I so pictured Ryan in.  Ooh Dane Cook special is on.... time to crater count.  Break out the booze, every time he freaks out on stage, drink.  He might actually be funny after drinking yourself into a coma. Daniel Tosh is always funny.