WTF is with all the Skinny Jeans??? I hate them!!!

Skinny jeans were not cool in the 80's and they sure as hell are not cool now.  There is only a small percentage that can pull them off anyway so why bother.  They look so clingy and tight at he ankles and I don't find them flattering at all.  And what the hell is the deal with guys wearing them??  Are you serious??  Oh wait, you must be gay.  Not that it's a bad thing.  I don't care who people love.  Just don't look stupid doing it.  How can these people look in the mirror and think, "damn I look good in these tight ass pants that squeeze everthing that's wrong with my body and highlight it".   I don't care what people wear.... to each their own.  I prefer the flare look.  Semi tight in the ass, (no load dropped look) I don't want it to look like I have a penis, slightly tight at the knee, then flare out slowly and poof a bit at the ends.  I don't ask for much.  lol.  I wish bell-bottoms would come back.  Those were cool, maybe not the super huge ones but I want to cover my big ass size 9 feet at the same time.  Skinny jeans would make it look like I am on skis or something.  Not cool.