Take My Advice, Brush Your Damn Teeth!!!

In February of this year my mother so kindly paid for me to go see a dentist.  I haven't been since my insurance ran out when I turned 18.  Anyway, so I had 19 cavities and severe gum disease.  No wonder I was in so much pain.  My awesome dentist sat down with me to work out a plan to fix my mouth.  It was expensive but today was my last appointment for fillings.  Whew.... Since February, I have had a dentist appointment every two weeks and it has sucked donkey balls.  If I just would have brushed my teeth three times a day and ran some floss through them bitches it would've saved me so much bullshit and my mama so much money.  I basically lost my job over this mess because my boss was a dick and he wouldn't work around my appointments, which were mainly in the morning and I worked nights but whatever.  He was an ass anyway.  Point is, all this crap could've been avoided.  And no I didn't lose my teeth because of a drug problem.  I know this is Arkansas but give me some credit.  I was just lazy and put it off and ate lots of sugar.  Not to mention my cherry coke and coffee addiction.  Oh and I smoke too so damn, triple whammy.  I am just glad it is all over and my teeth are pretty and white again.  I will make sure I do the whole check-up and cleaning thing which is all new to me.  I wish I would've gone to the dentist and started a long time ago, just getting a cavity here and there when I financially could.  Way cheaper than this mess was.  I am thankful for my mother for putting up the fundage for this pricey venture, much appreciated mama!!  Now I am ready to conquer the world and get a fucking job with a big ole smile on my face.  So everyone that reads this...... brush your damn teeth, and hit em with some floss!!