I did a hate list so I guess it's only fair that I complete a love list too. Just keeping things even around here. Again.... in no particular order. (Only because that would require too much thought and I am high).
* Rainbows (colors in the sky without drugs.... SCORE!!!)
* Sticky Notes (Good thing for potheads or forgetful people.) Same difference.
* Toilet Paper (do ya need a reason?)
* Rechargeable batteries (fuck paying for them every time, lazy fuckers, charge them bitches.)
* Iphones (Love it)
* Incense (covers funk or non funk)
* Glitter (a cheating mans worst enemy)
* Animals (they don't judge, lie, cheat, but they will steal your sandwich)
* Flip Flops (as close to barefoot as this hippie can be)
* Ipods (My music when I want. SCORE!!!!!)
* Things that dangle (think what ya want, you're probably right.)
* Cats (they are some funny motherfuckers)
* Photography (my dream)
* Grand Theft Auto (who doesn't wanna run the fuck over some assholes while jamming out to crazy techno??>> Exactly.)
* My husband (he is amazing!)
* Notebooks and pens (together they can make magic.)
* Stealing Pens (I'm a addict)
* Magic 8 balls (the deciding factor in many of my sexual encounters, before I was married of course.)
* Roller Derby (bad ass)
* Grocery Carts (imagine carrying all that shit??)
* Text Messaging (maybe I don't want to talk to you)
* Hand Sanitizer (not weird all the time applying it, you people are freaks, some germs are good.) And you wonder why you're damn kids are sick all the fucking time??>> Duh, they need some dirt or germs.
* Sports with Violence (I want to see blood!)
* Stealing Random Restaurant Items (only the stuff they expect to get stolen anyway)
* Collecting Shot Glasses
* Velcro (genius) Laces for lazy people, or dumb asses that can't tie shoes.
* Tattoos (art on bodies?, beautiful.)
* Chap Stick
* Stickers (always cool)
* Shiny and or Sparkly Things
* Quarter Machines (with cool junk in them.)
* Glass Bottle Coke (that stuff is the shit) I think it has crack in it.
* Balloon Animals (duh, no I am totally easily amused.)
* Cars with Cup-holders
* My Family (Mom's side only)
* Smiling at strangers (to confuse them mainly)
* Good Movies
* Color Changing Pipes (That other people own) of course.
* Pink (the color)
* Pink (the artist, she's pretty bad ass too)
* Bic Lighters (hello?? You can wash them and they still work!!)
* Diamonds (I want a bigger one though.)
* Scoopable Cat Litter (disappearing poo and pee!!!) My kind of thing!
* Painting (it's fun to be messy)
* Laser Pointers (just fun)
* Sexy Delivery People (sign where??) lol
* The Loyalty of My Dogs (they love me knowing I'm a fuck up.)
* Hammers (those fuckers are useful)
* Easy Cheese (that's damn near # 1)
* Good Comedy
* Lotion (for dry skin, pervs)
* KY Intense arousal Gel (there you go prevs.)
* Ice Water
* Sweet Tea
* Netflix (movies on demand.... SCORE!!!)
* Men who Manscape (it's important dudes really) Besides it makes your junk look bigger. Not that my man needs it. In fact, he needs to grow a jungle to hide that trouser snake.
* Concerts
* Good Friends (not fake bitches)
* Blogging (fun to talk to no one and everyone at the same time.)
* Old Cartoons (foghorn leghorn, the coyote, the good ones!)
* Music (says what you can't sometimes)
* A Good Margarita (patron what??)
* love
* Clicky Ink Pens (screw keeping up with a lid, not my thing.)
* 4 Wheel Drive (makes mud fun.)
* Fountain Sodas (bottle what?)
* Chicklet Gum (yummy)
* Cold Beer
* Converse (classic black)
* Shag Carpet (dirt hides for longer.)
* Hair Ties (totally useful)
* Peanut M&M's (healthy snack.) Kinda.
That's all I can think of right off the top of my melon in this mind-state of awesomeness.
Peace and LOVE to all.
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