Damn Internet Games

Those damn Internet games are evil I say, pure evil.  They suck you in with there cool graphics and neat looking avatars.  You start playing, designing your little farmer, baker, mafia killer or sorority slut and it's so much fun.  Then all of the sudden it's build this, you need neighbors for this, make this, collect this, and then the oh my God send me this I only need one and I am done.  It's so frustrating, they took the fun out of my farming.  I loved setting up my land, tending my crops and harvesting animals. Now it's ten days to build my damn stable and I have to get my friends involved in this mockery of gamage by asking them to be my neighbor and send me a brick while you're at it.  Zynga and Facebook own our asses and it's not even funny.  They got my butt on a schedule now with this puppy I just spent $300.000 on.  Can you believe I have to feed it once a day or it runs away and I am labeled a puppy abuser and can't get another one from Farmville.  Locked it says, one only.   Assholes.  I am hooked though, can't talk too much shit, I am a master farmer and can plan my crops perfectly to my busy schedule of holding down this couch.  I do know some people that will remain nameless (mom) that need a hobby or something constructive to do.  Knitting perhaps?  I could use a new sweater.  That woman has like nine accounts and comes home from work and runs straight for her fish tank, cafe, farm, island and don't forget her store.  It's insanity I say.  On a good note it gives my bored ass something to make me feel accomplished so back off my stupid Internet games.  I got a nice looking farm, don't be hating.  Just don't let them run your real life, unless you never had one to begin with then fuck it, play on!  If you do have a semi life then enjoy it and don't get sucked in so far that you can't be found.  Happy Playing!!